Ten Fat Sausages - in stores Feb 1!

Ten Fat Sausages, sizzling in a pan,
One went POP and the other went...
HANG ON A MINUTE! I do not like this.
The fridge went hum but the pan goes hiss.
Well, I won't go BANG and I won't go POP!
And Sausage Number Two went
​hop, hop, hop...

I am utterly delighted with my latest book, illustrated hilariously by Tor Freeman and published by Andersen Press.

I've loved Tor's work for a loooong time, so I was beyond chuffed to be able to create a book with her. I hope it's not our last! You can buy the book pretty much anywhere that sells books - try your local independent or the next best thing, Hive.
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It's an unpredictable, energetic and anarchic romp through the kitchen and - as proven with an audience of 300 children the other day - kids just can't help joining in.
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I'm really looking forward to touring schools and book festivals in the coming weeks dressed as a giant sausage... Honestly.

2nd Feb - Bristol Schools with South Gloucestershire Library Service.
8th Feb - Plymouth Schools with Portsmouth Schools Library Service.
15th Feb - Seven Stories, Newcastle - tickets.
21st Feb - Portsmouth schools with Portsmouth Library Service
23rd Feb - Chippenham Literature Festival.
18th Mar - Story Museum, Oxford Literary Festival - tickets.
13th May - WITH TOR FREEMAN! Barnes Children's Literature Festival.