When working with someone is a good experience from start to finish (and that includes emailing, phone calls and invoicing!), we're far more likely to recommend them to someone else, or even to ask for a repeat. Make sure you're remembered for all the right reasons.

You don't have to be too tech-savvy to use a big screen, and most classrooms, halls and other venues have them. It's much easier for kids to see the pages of your book on a large screen. Crowding around an opened book in an author's lap doesn't work unless you have a very small audience - kids wriggle, shove one another and get bored when they can't see. It's much easier to ask your publisher for PDFs of your book spreads. You don't have to build any additional slides if that's not your thing, but a simple slideshow can help you navigate your way through an hour and provide you with visual prompts that stop you losing your thread. You can email your slides to your host ahead of time and/or take it along with you on a memory stick. Always be sure to convert your show into a few different formats in case one fails you: try PDF, PPT. (or PPTX.) and Keynote. Again, arriving a little ahead of time gives you some buffer time to check it's all working.

Did you know you can buy a wireless presentation clicker that works on any computer? They come with a little removal USB stick that slots into the computer running your slideshow. You just click your handset to navigate back and forth through your slides. It means you can stand anywhere in the room to present - you don't have to be tied to the computer keypad. Some venues will have a clicker you can borrow, but as someone who presents frequently, I'd recommend buying one of your own.

A clicker pays for itself if you do enough events, but it might prove expensive if you're not planning on doing many. Bear in mind that many picture books never even earn out their advance. If you're struggling to make ends meet, don't feel obliged to fork out on expensive props, craft materials or other bits and bobs every time you present. When doing crafts for small children, think about cheap supplies you can buy in bulk, keep in a cupboard and use for future presentations too. Sometimes your publisher or the event organisers can help - but don't expect a budget.

​Ask your audience questions, It's hugely entertaining and takes the heat off you. Put your book down at a pivotal moment. Pause and ask the children what they think happens next - use the page turns to create suspense in the room. Try not to force them to sit still and silent for a whole hour. Very young children find this hard, and if the children are unhappy you won't really enjoy yourself, either.

What do your audience think the character's next adventure should be? Do they think they might have a go at writing it? Get you audience dreaming up ideas of their own while you're together. You know it takes courage to share an idea out loud and to commit it to paper. Encourage them, praise their ideas and help inspire the next generation of story makers.

Technology can fail. Weird emergencies can happen.  You might talk super fast and end up with twenty extra minutes to fill. Duff days are very definitely a thing. Always be sure to have enough ideas and alternatives in mind just in case, for some reason, your original presentation doesn't go to plan. It might be as simple as having paper and pencils on hand for everyone and getting them to draw the front cover of an imagined sequel. If you know you have a Plan B, you'll be unflappable. 

Have fun, always - and GOOD LUCK!

Voting is open for the Laugh Out Loud Book Awards 2020, and the Ten Fat Sausages are hoping to scoop the prize for Best Picture Book - cast your vote today! 

Voting is open to all - children, teachers and anyone who loves funny books. Do check out the LOLLIES shortlists for some great Christmas present ideas. 

HUGE THANKS to MammaFilz for hosting me and the sausages on her brilliant blog as part of the ongoing Lollies2020 Blog Tour. Check out her site for great parenting tips, smart book tip offs - and now, even an interview with silly old me. 

Thanks for reading - and for voting!

One of the many quirks and perks of publishing is having your work on bookshelves overseas. It's pretty much all thanks to the rights team at your publishing house. As well as representing your stories at the big international book fairs, they work year round to try and get your books printed and distributed by other publishers all over the world.

Of course, writing a story with universal appeal also plays a part, as does having a smart editorial team with insight, foresight and eyesight - it helps to be paired with an illustrator whose work has appeal in more than one market. Tastes and trends differ across the world; if you're lucky enough to travel overseas, check out the kids sections in book shops and you'll see.

I was recently lucky enough to visit the stunning ZiNiN Bibliotheek library in Nijverdal, Nederlands where my books are stocked and borrowed.  The photo below shows my lovely little friend Sofia with a copy of 'Hoe Je Een Wollige Mammoet Moet Wassen in Tien Lessen' ('How to Wash a Woolly Mammoth in Ten Lessons'). It's a popular book by me and illustrator Kate Hindley. This particular version was translated by Dutch children's writer Imme Dros and published by Querido.

 'How to Wash a Woolly Mammoth' was originally a rhyming story when Simon & Schuster first took an interest in it. My would-be-editor suggested I rewrite it in prose. I wasn't convinced I was capable, but I put on my poker face and said of course I could. The resulting story has now been printed (and reprinted several times), in ten languages at the last count - all thanks to Simon & Schuster's brilliant business brains, Kate Hindley's gorgeous art and a seemingly timeless interest in prehistoric mammals.

It really is a wonderful feeling to know kids and families are enjoying your stories all over the world. Huge thanks to the Vloon-Taliani family and ZiNiN Bibliotheek for the warmest of welcomes.

The Bath Children's Literature Festival is one of my all time favourites. The programme is always packed with brilliant events for kidlit enthusiasts and - lucky me - it's only twenty minutes down the road.

The Robinsons went to see one of our favourite author/illustrators, Chris Mould on Saturday. His The Iron Man event was wonderful - warm, funny, generous and inspiring, just like the man himself. Get your mitts on a copy of the book, it's an absolute treasure.

I hope everyone who came along found it helpful. There's always room on the shelves for more wonderful children's books. And there's always time to book to see more events! Me and my kids are still looking forward to Andy Stanton, Frann Preston-Gannon and Laura Ellen Andersen on the weekend. Whoop!

Thanks to Bath Children's Literature Festival and to the Writers' & Artists' Yearbook for having me. Can't wait for next year when it will be even bigger and better than ever before!

Thank you for allowing me to play a small part in your huge legacy of love. I am so very, very glad to have called you friend. 

​​If you're looking for a book that helps explains the loss of a parent in a comforting way, ONLY ONE OF ME is still very much available. You can buy the book here,  any proceeds continue to benefit Lisa's chosen charities. ​If you haven't yet come across Lisa, she's a wonderful spokesperson for people living with cancer. 

TEN FAT SAUSAGES was voted the Best Picture Book in this year's Stockport Children's Book Awards!

Illustrator I had a brilliant time meeting some of the young readers who've been picking their favourites with the help of Stockport Libraries. It was also great to see all the other authors and illustrators, including my fellow sausage, Tor Freeman.

Tor and I really enjoyed visiting Puss Bank Primary School and Moorfield Primary with Simply Books of Bramhall - if you're in the area, don't miss the chance to visit their incredible book shop. It's a real treasure trove!

It's taken a lot of graft, a day in a dingy dungeon with some good friends and their green screen (thank you, David Gibb and Eloise Dimmock!), grappling with new software (thank you, Andy Robinson!) and plenty of midnight oil, but I'm pleased to announce that my new YouTube series is here! ​

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The first two videos - How to Wash a Woolly Mammoth and Ten Fat Sausages - are already online. Plenty more are to come! I filmed a whole two years' worth of films and will be posting a new one every month - simply hit 'subscribe' if you'd like to hear about them when they go online.

I really hope you find Read, Write & Play useful. Please comment and let me know. You might even like to tell me which books you'd like to see next. Thanks for watching!